This is where I live

In case you're confused, this is the door you just entered.

I know, it's a bit too yellow. Noone's really happy with it, but I made it comfortable for myself by calling it my "saucy apartment". This room's obviously chicken curry, the bedroom you already saw (possibly) is mayonaise, the kitchen is vanilla, the bathroom cocktail and the other bedroom is mustard. Mind you, I prefer living in that lame joke than having to take all those things in another room and giving it another paint job.

And this is... hey, where are you going?

Oh... I see, like everyone else, you're hurrying to see the outside view first. Okay, have a look.